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被包拯吐了一脸口水,宋仁宗为什么留着不擦?******

原标题:被包拯吐了一脸口水,宋仁宗为什么留着不擦?

再说宋仁宗和包拯之前,先了解一个成语——“唾面自干”。

说的是唐朝宰相娄师德教他弟弟如何“做人”的事。

弟弟被任命为代州刺史,告别之时,娄师德问弟弟:“我现在是宰相,官儿不小,你现在去当州牧,也是大官,我们兄弟俩都当大官,太过荣宠了,肯定会招人嫉妒。你给哥说说,怎样才能平安无事呢?”

弟弟回答说:“这很简单,假如有人朝我脸上吐口水,我把口水擦了就是了,保证不还嘴,也不生气,就不会被害了。”

娄师德说:“我担心的就是这个,人家吐你口水,说明他很愤怒,你把口水擦了,说明你对他很不满,他会更加愤怒,更会害你,说不定当场就会把你弄死。”

弟弟反问:“那你说该怎么办?”

娄师德说:“最好的办法就是笑着接受,让口水不擦自干,对方就没脾气了。”

娄师德兄弟俩是否被人吐过口水不知道,但历史上的确有一个大人物被人喷过口水,而且经常被喷。这个大人物比宰相还大,他就是比唐太宗还善于纳谏,有“史上最成功皇帝”美誉的宋仁宗。

而经常喷他口水的人就是包拯。

包拯这个人大家都知道,出了名的铁面无私嫉恶如仇。

不但经常给宋仁宗提意见,还经常怼他,只要抓住一点小过失就不放,像狼妈虎爸教训犯了错误的儿子一样。

包拯这家伙又特别容易激动,一激动起来就管不住嘴,也不管面前是谁,唾沫星子像灭火器的泡沫那样喷薄而出,常常喷得宋仁宗一头一脸。

宋仁宗对此早已习惯,也不躲避,把脸上的口水一擦,继续接受包大人的“咆哮”。

之前被包大人喷口水,宋仁宗都擦了。

但是有一次,他不但没擦,留着回去给张贵妃“欣赏”。

宋仁宗唱的这是哪一出?

还要从张贵妃说起。

张贵妃是宋仁宗最宠爱的嫔妃,出身寒微的她一心想让家里那些鸡犬跟着一起升天,这样自己脸上也有光。

张贵妃的老爸早就不在了;

兄弟们虽然都还活着,但个个无能至极,与行尸走肉无异,稀泥巴糊不上墙;

只有伯父张尧佐还算有点本事,为官多年,名声也还不错,可以指望。

张贵妃替伯父看中了宣徽使一职。

这个官职虽然没有宰相大,但却是皇城各衙门的最高领导,皇帝的大总管。

不但权力极大,油水也不少。

可是宋仁宗知道,虽然是皇帝,一言九鼎,但要走后门安排个人,也不是那么容易的,别的不说,光包黑脸那一关也不好过。

可是张贵妃毕竟是自己心爱的女人,也不好“得罪”。

当她吹了无数次枕头风,甚至使出女人最拿手的哭招之后,宋仁宗终于答应试一试。

不出所料,包大人那一关真的不好过。

当宋仁宗在朝会上宣布这项任命时,包大人立即表示反对。

在此之前,包拯就反对过对张尧佐的任命。

那是皇祐二年(1050年)的时候,宋仁宗提升张尧佐为掌管全国财政大权的三司使,遭到包拯极力反对,还正儿八经地上书弹劾。

实际上,张尧佐还是有点本事的,但被包拯贬得一钱不值——这个平庸之辈做个芝麻官都不够格,更别说做这样的大官了。他还不是仗着张贵妃得宠,如果让他得逞,就会埋下外戚篡权的祸根。

宋仁宗只好撤销对张尧佐的任命,还来了个外戚不得干预朝政的规定。

这一回也是一样,包拯一听张尧佐三个字,立即像被踩了尾巴的猫一样叫起来,接着就像机关枪一样,喷了一大堆理由反对,口水喷了宋仁宗一脸。

宋仁宗习惯性地抬起袖子擦脸,可是他又突然改变了主意,把手放下来不擦了,宣布退朝。

和之前一样,宋仁宗一下班,张贵妃就来问宣徽使的事。

脾气一直好得有点过分的宋仁宗,终于来了情绪,没好气地指着脸上的口水说:“宣徽使宣徽使,你只晓得宣徽使,可是你晓不晓得包拯还是个御史呢!为了这个宣徽使,朕被他当众吐口水,脸都丢尽了!你看看你看看,看看朕脸上的口水,还没干呢!”

​这时,宋仁宗才“举袖拭面”。

也直到这时,张贵妃才知道这个男人受过多大的委屈,不,恰当地说应该叫侮辱。而这种侮辱,是她给他的!

张贵妃终于良心发现,不但没有责怪皇帝老公没本事,还心疼地帮他口水。

从此以后,张贵妃再也没提过给她家人封官的事,宋仁宗也算得到了解脱。

Russia says some troops pull back from near Ukraine, West says no proof yet******

Russia said on Tuesday some of its military units were returning to their bases after exercises near Ukraine, following days of US and British warnings that Moscow might invade its neighbor at any time.

It was not clear how many units were being withdrawn, and by what distance, after a build-up of an estimated 130,000 Russian troops to the north, east and south of Ukraine. The news prompted a sharp rally on financial markets.

"We've always said the troops will return to their bases after the exercises are over. This is the case this time as well," Kremlin spokesperson Dmitry Peskov said.

He accused the United States of fueling the crisis by warning repeatedly of an impending invasion, to the point where Peskov said President Vladimir Putin had made jokes about it.

"He asks (us) to find out if the exact time, to the hour, of the start of the war has been published. It's impossible to be understanding of this manic information madness," Peskov told reporters.

Britain, which with the United States has led the warnings of imminent action, reacted cautiously.

"The Russians have claimed that they have no plans for an invasion, but we will need to see a full scale removal of troops to show that is true," Foreign Secretary Liz Truss told LBC radio.

Ukraine Foreign Minister Dmytro Kuleba said Kyiv would only believe Russia was moving to de-escalate the situation if it saw for itself that Russian troops were being pulled back.

"If we see a withdrawal, we will believe in a de-escalation," Interfax Ukraine quoted him as saying.

A Russian defense ministry spokesman said that while large-scale drills across the country continued, some units of the Southern and Western military districts adjacent to Ukraine had completed their exercises and started returning to base.

The Southern military district said its forces had started withdrawing from Crimea and returning to their bases after completing drills on the peninsula, which Russia seized from Ukraine in 2014.

Video footage published by the defense ministry showed some tanks and other armored vehicles being loaded onto railway flatcars.

Russian shares, government bonds and the rouble, which have been hit by fears of impending conflict, rose sharply.

Ukrainian government bonds also rallied.

"February 15, 2022 will go down in history as the day Western war propaganda failed. Humiliated and destroyed without a single shot fired," Russian Foreign Ministry spokeswoman Maria Zakharova said.

The latest movements came after commercial satellite images taken on Sunday and Monday showed a flurry of Russian military activity at several locations near Ukraine, according to the private US company that released the pictures.

Maxar Technologies pointed to the arrival of several large deployments of troops and attack helicopters as well as new deployments of ground attack aircraft and fighter-bomber jets to forward locations.

Russia's defense minister said a day earlier that some military exercises were still going on, while others had ended and others were wrapping up. A joint exercise between Russia and Belarus was due to end on Sunday.

German Chancellor Olaf Scholz flew into Moscow on Tuesday to meet Putin in the Kremlin on the latest Western diplomatic mission to seek de-escalation.

Scholz has said he will hammer home the message from Western governments that they are open to dialogue about Russia's security concerns but will impose sanctions if it attacks Ukraine.

The chancellor, who took office in December, traveled to Kyiv on Monday where he said Germany and its allies were ready for far-reaching and effective coordinated sanctions.

German sanctions could hit Moscow hard, but its position as Russia's number one trade partner in Europe and the biggest consumer of Russian natural gas may also limit Berlin's room for maneuver. Russia has always denied planning to invade.

But it says it needs the West to take its security worries about NATO seriously.

"We will not invade Ukraine unless we are provoked to do that," RIA news agency cited Russia's envoy to the European Union, Vladimir Chizhov, as saying.

"If the Ukrainians launch an attack against Russia, you shouldn't be surprised if we counterattack. Or, if they start blatantly killing Russian citizens anywhere – Donbass or wherever."

The United States has warned Moscow may stage a "false flag" operation to trigger a war. Moscow has accused the West of hysteria.

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China's free trade port unveils opening******

HAIKOU, Nov. 16 (Xinhua) -- South China's Hainan Province plans to lock in three sectors, including duty-free shopping, international medical care and international education, in its drive to become an international tourism and consumption destination, according to its 2021-2025 development plan.。

The island province is a free trade port. The plan recently published sets the target for its tourist industry to contribute to 17.8 percent of its total economic growth by 2025.。

Efforts will be made in the Hainan Boao Lecheng International Medical Tourism Pilot Zone to introduce and cultivate a batch of high-end and professional medical institutions to promote the research progress on stem cell, immune cell and gene therapy, plus other new techniques in the biomedical sector.。

The medical pilot zone also encourages people from the countries joining the Regional Comprehensive Economic Partnership (RCEP) to come for treatment. By 2025, Lecheng is expected to attract about 500,000 people to receive medical service in Hainan, the plan noted.。

In regards to education, Hainan encourages overseas colleges and educational institutions to settle on the island.。

The number of international students in Hainan is expected to reach 10,000 by 2025. The province will also introduce about 15 international high schools and kindergartens and more than three overseas high-level universities and vocational colleges in science, agriculture and medicine by 2025.。

Last June, China released a master plan to build the southernmost province into a globally influential and high-level free trade port by the middle of the century. Enditem。

USA curling legend Shuster looking to title defense at Beijing 2022******

BEIJING, Nov. 15 (Xinhua) -- American curler John Shuster has revealed that he and his teammates aim to defend their Olympic title at Beijing 2022.。

Shuster, who is 39, led the U.S. men's curling team to win his first Olympic gold at PyeongChang 2018. Now, he is back for more.。

"We are training very hard and doing everything we can to get back and win the Olympic trials so we can represent the United States again at the upcoming Olympics and hopefully get a chance to go there and try to defend our gold medal," Shuster said during the Olympic qualification, which takes place from November 12 to 21.。

Shuster told World Curling that he lost 25 pounds during the pandemic, and was able to spend time with his family and go fishing ahead of his push for an Olympic spot and the right to defend his Olympic title.。

Shuster missed out on his attempt for qualification in the mixed doubles curling event at Beijing 2022, but the qualification for his men's team started on November 12. The final is scheduled for November 21. Enditem。

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